A Husband’s Hilarious Comeback and a Young Man’s Rude Encounter

A Man’s Joke

A man comes home to find his wife of ten years packing her bags. He asks her where she is going, and she says she is going to Las Vegas. She explains that she found out that men will pay her $500 to do what she does for him for free. The man ponders this for a moment and then starts to pack his bags. His wife asks him what he is doing, and he says that he is going with her because he wants to see how she is going to live on $1,000 a year.

A Young Man’s Arrogance

An old woman was pulled over, waiting for a parking space, when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and took the spot. The old woman went up to the man, upset, and said, “I was going to park there!” The man, being a smart alec, said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”