Blonde Guys in Truck Hit Lumber Depot Jokes

Pair of fair-haired fellows in a pickup rolled into a timber lot.
Pair of fair-haired fellows in a pickup rolled into a timber lot.
One fair-haired guy strolled office-ward, declared, “Need four-by-twos.”

Counter guy queried, “Two-by-fours, right?”

Dude replied, “Verify,” truck-returned. Minute back, affirmed, “Yep, two-by-fours.”

“Got it. Length required?”

Patron halted, mused, “Recheck.”

Delay later, patron office-reentered, “Long haul. House-building.”

A rig cruised township.
Red halt, fair-haired lady leaped auto, dashed truck helm, alerted, “Sir, load shedding.”

She vaulted car-return, tailed rig next signal.

Leapt vehicle, sprinted pane, “Sir, load shedding.”

Pattern repeated seven halts, eighth she rushed helm-ward, pre-word driver barked,

“LADY, MAINE WINTER, HAULING SALT…….”

Fair-haired gal bar-slumped martini-prodded, cocktail skewer olive-missing dozen tries.
Neighbor nabbed prong, pierced prize.

‘Proper technique,’ he boasted.

‘Whoop,’ fair-haired retorted.

‘Impossible sans my wear-out.’

Dual fair-haireds road-cruised wheat plot-adjacent spied fair-haired mid-field rowboat-pulling.
Helm fair-haired to pal: “Such fair-haireds tarnish rep!”

Pal shot, “True, swimming-skilled I’d wade, sink her.”

Twin fair-haireds lot-lurked coat-hanger car-unlatching.
Lead: “Door resists!”

Mate: “Speed it. Rain starts, roof absent!”