A Blonde at the Gas Station #4

A blonde pulled into a gas station and paused for a moment, clearly deep in thought.
After a few seconds that looked impressively serious, she grabbed the dipstick and walked over to the attendant.
“Excuse me,” she asked politely, “do you sell longer dipsticks?”

“Of course, ma’am,” the attendant replied. “But why would you need a longer one?”

“Because this one doesn’t reach the oil,” she answered confidently.

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Rising Fuel Costs

Two people walked into a gas station together.

The first sighed and said, “Gas prices are ridiculous. They just keep climbing higher and higher.”

The second shrugged and replied, “Doesn’t bother me at all. I always just put in twenty dollars.”

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The Gas Meter Sprint

Two gas company workers—a senior supervisor and a young trainee—were out inspecting meters in a quiet suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck at one end of an alley and checked each meter as they made their way down. At the final house, a woman watched them through her kitchen window as they examined her gas meter. When they finished, the senior supervisor jokingly challenged the trainee to a race back to the truck, determined to prove that experience could beat youth.

As they reached the truck, they noticed the woman from the house running hard behind them, completely out of breath. Concerned, they stopped and asked what was wrong. Panting heavily, she said, “When I saw two gas company workers running that fast, I figured I’d better start running too!”

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The Volkswagen Solution

Two close friends, Emma and Catherine, met at a coffee shop, but Emma arrived quite late.

Apologizing, Emma explained, “I bought a Volkswagen Beetle last week, and today it broke down in the middle of the road. When I opened the hood, there was no engine. It must have fallen out somewhere.”

Catherine smiled calmly and said, “Oh, that’s no problem at all. I have a Volkswagen Beetle too—and I’ve got a spare engine in my trunk. You can use it.”